without you

people would die horrible disgusting deaths
presided over by me and my maniacal gleam

eyes plucked from sockets would roll
down streets drenched in blood and bile

without you seasons would change
irrationally gleefully destroying civilizations

pretentious morons would commit painful suicide
rather than face the fury of a youless me

oceans would boil at my touch
mountains would turn to mud and shit

every tiny penis behind the wheel of an SUV
& every plastic mammary gland would continuously quake with fear

obsessed accountants and technical assistance dickheads
would make arsenic their new boring linear aperitif of choice

corporations would crawl back into the abyss
from which they sprang pretending to be humans

without you governments would stop sending me mail
fearing their families would reap the rewards of my righteous wrath

obsessive bosses would resign on the spot
heading for hills already teeming with rejected despots

rollerbladers and other amateur athletes would order and insert
costco loads of plutonium-leaking cruise missile suppositories

without you this monkey feces world would get what it deserves